So I've decided to make my journal friends only. I've just got too many morons in my business and homie don't play that. If you wanna read, join the group. If you don't wanna join the group, then go find another tree to piss on. Thanks.

Pretty graphic to come sometime in the next millenium.

Okay, so here's the deal: Is anyone out there voting for Bush? Don't be ashamed if you are. Speak your mind. Stick up for your candidate. As you do, though, please tell me why because despite the fact I've heard Bill O'Reilly's, Lars Larson's, Rush Limbaugh's, and Sean Hannity's take on why we should continue to support the Bush regime, I have yet to hear one solid, clear, educated, honest reason why a vote for him is a smart vote. If you've got one, please let me know what it is because I'd really like to know. As well, its my solemn promise that I will listen and try to see the world through your eyes. <3

Wow....I was just looking at profiles from everyone on my severely neglected Yahoo Messenger friend's list. REMEMBER THE FUCKCAKES, 'YALL? I'm surprised I forgot about us! We were so illustrious.... Those were fun times, albeit a little nerdy on our parts, but we had fun, no? We met some great people, that's fo sho. And, really, that's all that matters <3 (Phi, still no word on the Kev/Becca or MrTinCup updates, sadly. He's Bradley.)

I still have it in me to make a big fat post, but I have neither the patience nor the time right now. *le sigh*

OMG, remember this shitte when we were kids?

M.A.S.H.

You will live in House.
You will drive a Neon Brown Jag.
You will marry Chuck and have 2 kids.
You will be a Graphic Designer Chick Extraordinaire in Anywhere but here.

Warning, do not pick a high number if you want to find out your result some time this century.

Some people have really stupid icons.

This thunderstorm is literally rocking the house. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

So, like I was, like yo, you rock and I wanna have your baby
And then you were all like
Yo, you should have my baby I think yer kinda fly
Then we went shopping for spatulas
Rock steady.

Have I just been bitchy lately or what? C'mon, I can handle the truth.

Hmmmmm...yanno what? I don't like being talked down to. Its rude. You're not better than me. I'm not better than you.

GET.
OVER.
YOURSELF.

Thank you.

[Edit: Yes, this is intended for a specific person. If you're thinking it might be you, its not. The person I'm addressing is too "perfect" to think its them <3 People can be such bastards.]

I could understand Jennifer Hudson. I never really liked her anyway, but how anyone could pass up voting for LaToya to keep that crow Fantasia around needs to be shot. I think I'm done with American Idol this season. I'm appalled, and I still think Clay Aiken sucks.

Fuckers.

Happy birthday to the superest front man in all the land.........

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BONO!!

<3

And yet another engagement is announced

*sigh*

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to throw my biological clock out the window.

Yeah, so just when I think I've gotten over the Strep Throat near miss and Sickness of Hell, here it is again. Oh, bother. That gas station attendant will curse the day he ever sneezed on my credit card! *fist shake*

In other news, I've been thinking about it, and I think Charlize Theron is the greatest actress in the whole widest world. If ya ain't seen Monster, run don't walk to go do so. Ironically, Christina Ricci is odd looking. I don't like her.

In other news, its hard to be mad at dead parents. Its hard to feel anything for them at all, really. I know that that's really unhealthy. I know I'm not suppose to supress feelings. I know I should just let them go and allow myself to feel, but how can you allow yourself to feel when there's nothing TO feel? I think I've been in this "denial" stage for far too long. According to experts, whom I tend to agree with, the next stage is "anger", which is a stage I'm really trying to get at. Imagine that...trying to hate your parents. It'll be nice when I finally do. I'm just saying all this to get it off my chest. I know some people may have the tendency to say "grief doesn't come with a timeline" or argue about what I'm saying here, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't. I think I should be allowed to greive the way I see fit. Thanks :)

Swallow. Ouchie. The end.

There's an LJ community that is devoted to Coach handbags. Quote from userinfo page: "if i don't think that your post is relevent to coach or handbags, it will be deleted. " What's worse? Its got 186 members.

*twitch*

Eek! What if I can't do this whole graphics design thing? What if I really suck? I mean, my drawing skills aren't superb by any stretch of the imagination, and I don't like conceptual stuff. What if its too hard or I don't have enough patience or I'm not good enough?? *sigh*

Happy Cinco, el peeps!

Yoinked from frezzen

A new vers. of winamp randomnity: On your current play list, hit shuffle and pick the first twenty songs on the list etc, etc, then post some random/conspicuious lyrics of each. Have your friends comment and see if they know the songs. This is a test of your knowledge, not your dope fresh google skills.

1. I can't get over this feelin' I feel NOW!
2. Did you think I would stand here and lie while a moment was passing us by?
3. I wanna know what you're thinking. There are some things you can't hide
4. Believe in me, I'm with the high command
("Silent Running" by Mike and the Mechanics)
5. There's a pale moon in the sky, the kind you make your wishes on
("I don't wanna fight" by Tina Turner)
6. Yo, check this out baby, lemme get that numba. Nah, I don't think so, I got a boyfriend. You ain't got no boyfriend, you aint nothin but a little..oh no wait a minute, don't go there cause I aint wit it!
7. These are the days when all that I can do is dream, but I don't want to stand forever livin in the in between
8. If I couldn't sleep could you sing? Could you paint me better off?
("Bent" by matchbox 20)
9. Me, talkin to myself in public and dodging glances on the train...
10. I went down to the beach and saw Kiki, she was all like "eeeeeeew"...
11. Mama-say-mama-sa-mama-koo-sa! Mama-say-mama-sa-mama-koo-sa!
12. I aint no icon carved outta soap sent in to clean up your reputation.
13. When I was young, I never needed anyone. Makin love was just for fun. Those days are gone
"All By Myself" by Eric Carmen
14. Baby remember my name.
15. Put your feet in the water. Put your head in the water. 'Cmon, Put your soul in the water. Join me for a swim tonight.
16. I got the Jeep, she got the palace.
("I'm goin through the big D" - Mark Chesnutt)
17. We can dance and party all night...and drink some cherry wine...UH-HUH!
("We don't have to take our clothes off" - Jermaine Stewart)
18. She just keeps on trying, and she smiles when she feels like crying.
19. It aint your house on the hill. It aint the plane that you fly. It aint your black limousine. It aint your 90 ft. yacht.
20. Thats how my whole world slowly came apart. With a cold and empty stare as if I wasn't there. She didn't even stop to cry...

Now THIS meme I can dig!

"Post this list of Blender's 50 Worst Songs of All Time in your journal and bold the songs that you actually like:


1. We Built This City ... Starship
2. Achy Breaky Heart ... Billy Ray Cyrus
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight ... Wang Chung
4. Rollin' ... Limp Bizkit
5. Ice Ice Baby ... Vanilla Ice
6. The Heart of Rock & Roll ... Huey Lewis and the News
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy ... Bobby McFerrin
8. Party All the Time ... Eddie Murphy
9. American Life ... Madonna
10. Ebony and Ivory ... Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
11. Invisible ... Clay Aiken (Ed. note: This song = my new guilty pleasure)
12. Kokomo ... The Beach Boys (Ed. note: OMG, those bitches! Who produced this list?)
13. Illegal Alien ... Genesis
14. From a Distance ... Bette Midler
15. I'll Be There for You ... The Rembrandts (Ed. note: yes, die die die!!)
16. What's Goin On? ... 4 Non Blondes (Ed. note: I once HATED this song, but it has since become one of the greats simply for the high school nostalgia factor, so it gets the bold of approval)
17. Pumps and a Bump ... Hammer
18. You're the Inspiration ... Chicago
19. Broken Wings ... Mr. Mister
20. Dancing on the Ceiling ... Lionel Richie (Ed. note: Lionel <3)
21. Two Princes ... Spin Doctors
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) ... Toby Keith
23. Sunglasses at Night ... Corey Hart
24. Superman ... Five for Fighting
25. I'll be Missing You ... Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans
26. The End ... The Doors
27. The Final Countdown ... Europe
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland ... John Mayer
29. Breakfast at Tiffany's ... Deep Blue Something
30. Greatest Love of All ... Whitney Houston
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ... Crash Test Dummies
32. Will 2K ... Will Smith
33. Barbie Girl ... Aqua
34. Longer ... Dan Fogelberg
35. Shiny Happy People ... R.E.M.
36. Make Em Say Uhh! ... Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37. Rico Suave ... Gerardo (Ed. note: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! How can one deny the Gerardo?!!)
38. Cotton Eyed Joe ... Rednex
39. She Bangs ... Ricky Martin (Ed. note: Agreed. Hung did it better.)
40. I Wanna Sex You Up ... Color Me Badd (Ed. note: Quite possibly the ugliest band ever to have a major recording contract)
41. Didn't Start the Fire ... Billy Joel (Ed. note: You've got to be kidding me)
42. The Sounds of Silence ... Simon & Garfunkel
43. Folow Me ... Uncle Kracker (Ed. note: Die Uncle Kracker.)
44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) ... Meat Loaf (Ed. note: Okay, I take back every durragatory thing I've said about the author of the list. They're pure genious!!)
45. Mesmerize ... Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
46. Hangin' Tough ... New Kids on the Block
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You ... Bryan Adams (Ed. note: I've never actually heard the song, but you can't go wrong with a title like that)
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da ... The Beatles
49. I'm Too Sexy ... Right Said Fred
50. My Heart Will Go On ... Celine Dion

In other news, I saw two cows humping on the side of the road today. Fairly educational experience.

Ed. notes by me, SamSam. All rights reserved.